A NEW HOPE
It is a period of internal battle. A rebel developer, leveraging agile methodologies, has been trying to score small victories within the seemingly evil Enterprise.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal beautifully printed and laminated plans of the Enterprise's ultimate weapon, WATERFALL METHODOLOGY, a way of thinking with enough power^H^H^H^H^Hweight to destroy the Enterprise itself.
Pursued by the Enterprise's sinister agents, this developer nevertheless continues to learn new languages and technologies, and remains custodian of superior programming and communications skills that could one day save The Company and restore Sense and Order to the galaxy...